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Anonymous asked:
what if legolas dies in bofta i will scream

elvenkingthrandy:

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gee….something tells me that he wont

Posted July 31st and with 30,227 notes - via / source - reblog

Q: Do you help the boners? Or do you—?
A: Full service. 

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homebeccer:

"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs

Posted July 30th and with 63,019 notes - via / source - reblog

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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thatisludicrous:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

vinegod:

Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius

jfc

OH MY GOD YES

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hobbit-feels:

Here is what I need:

A new version of “The Steward Of Gondor/Home Is Behind/The Walking Song/whatever one wishes to call it” done by Martin Freeman as Bilbo for the BOFA soundtrack, because Bilbo is the one who taught it to Pippin to begin with. 

Posted July 29th and with 438 notes - via / source - reblog
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claraoswin:

we-live-in-marvelous-times:

miscommunication as a plot device makes me angry

if you just talked to each other but no

did you mean supernatural 

Posted July 29th and with 92,519 notes - via / source - reblog
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