video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh
video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*
video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby
I laughed so hard no sound came out
steve rogers adjusting to technology and using a pen tablet though
my fave thing in video games is when you just leave a character standing there for a minute and they start looking around or straightening their clothes or stretching it’s just great
Fox News shocked that Harvard students think the US is a greater threat to world peace than ISIS. Students who don’t agree with Fox are ‘twisted’, elitist and wrong apparently.
Harvard Students Say Water Is Wet